Sunday, August 13, 2006

One Hundred

In an effort to allay the indigestion caused by over-self-indulgent navel gazing
I thought that this centennial post should serve The Far Queue with a few antacids of wisdom.

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Oh Mabel, I could have sworn he called me a strumpet!
‘Listen a hundred times; ponder a thousand times; speak once.’
- Turkish Proverb
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You've fucked it up this time Noah - lemme see those plans again!
'Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.'
- Euripides
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‘One dog barks at something and a hundred bark at his sound’
- Chinese Proverb
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So this one says to the other one, I told you a hundred times I ain't doin' it without a condom Bwahahahahaha!What Planet are you from Sonny?

'You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.'
- Woody Allen
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twinkle twinkle
100 BL Lac Galaxies

'Let a hundred flowers bloom, let a hundred schools of thought contend.'
- Mao Tse-Tung
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Fuckin' crowded in here innit mate?100 Buddhas

‘It is better to spend one day contemplating the birth and death of all things than a hundred years never contemplating beginnings and endings.’
- Hindu Prince Gautama Siddhartha, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.

5 comments:

littlebitofsonshine said...

truth

Rancho Perros Bravos said...

lots to think about on a slow drifting sunday. I like your new banner.

Tim F said...

Ooooh, you can really piss off certain Buddhists by describing Gautama as a Hindu. It suggests that Buddhism is nowt but a spin-off of Hinduism. Like Grace and Favour was to Are You Being Served?

Garth said...

Well... why stop at pissing a few mormons off?
I'm working my way through. :-/

jams o donnell said...

Great post Pisces. Great pics too

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