Sunday, August 13, 2006

One Hundred

In an effort to allay the indigestion caused by over-self-indulgent navel gazing
I thought that this centennial post should serve The Far Queue with a few antacids of wisdom.

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Oh Mabel, I could have sworn he called me a strumpet!
‘Listen a hundred times; ponder a thousand times; speak once.’
- Turkish Proverb
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You've fucked it up this time Noah - lemme see those plans again!
'Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.'
- Euripides
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‘One dog barks at something and a hundred bark at his sound’
- Chinese Proverb
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So this one says to the other one, I told you a hundred times I ain't doin' it without a condom Bwahahahahaha!What Planet are you from Sonny?

'You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.'
- Woody Allen
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twinkle twinkle
100 BL Lac Galaxies

'Let a hundred flowers bloom, let a hundred schools of thought contend.'
- Mao Tse-Tung
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Fuckin' crowded in here innit mate?100 Buddhas

‘It is better to spend one day contemplating the birth and death of all things than a hundred years never contemplating beginnings and endings.’
- Hindu Prince Gautama Siddhartha, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.

6 comments:

littlebitofsonshine said...

truth

Zatikia said...

lots to think about on a slow drifting sunday. I like your new banner.

Tim Footman said...

Ooooh, you can really piss off certain Buddhists by describing Gautama as a Hindu. It suggests that Buddhism is nowt but a spin-off of Hinduism. Like Grace and Favour was to Are You Being Served?

Pisces Iscariot said...

Well... why stop at pissing a few mormons off?
I'm working my way through. :-/

Callous Communist said...

Religion and Communism are the same. They both stem from man's seemingly inbred desire to overpower his neighbor, but the means to the end is different. One imposes a theological tyranny while the other imposes a secular tyranny both both equal slavery.

jams o donnell said...

Great post Pisces. Great pics too