Thursday, November 27, 2008

Not For Me Thanks

Thank you America for all you have given us
Cowboys and injuns and Buffalo Bill

Thanks for the music your slavery created
And for the dead eyed women on your porno screen

Thanks for your alternative to the railway system
Thanks for the wars and the weapons to resist them

Thank you for god-fearing and the pursuit of money
Thanks for the land of milk and honey

Thanks for mcdonalds and pepsi
Thanks for obesity and perfect teeth

Thanks for have a nice day and happy holidays
Thanks for Halloween and Thanksgiving (just what we need)

Thanks for gung-ho you ho
Thanks for hummers

Thanks for nothing

UPDATE: If we find thanksgiving hard to swallow, what about the real victims?


James Higham said...


Anonymous said...

Melancholy. You seem a tad unhappy.

CJ xx

Pisces Iscariot said...

:) not unhappy - disgruntled

Yodood said...

You're welcomed, I'm sure. Disgruntled over what USA disgorges!?
At least you only live among the imports, try wallowing in the factory.
Like the bridge to nowhere, "Thanls, but no thanks."

SadButTrue said...

Try living in Canada and being inundated with their so-called culture sometime. Whoever called the US 'the only country to go from savagery to decadence without an intervening period of civilization' was right on the money.

Pisces Iscariot said...

hahaha SBT - well said (and I do sympathise)

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

Great stuff! ;-) hard not to be disgruntled when considering it all.

The Prince of Centraxis said...

And hopefully someone realises that the turkeys are suffering even more than the long-suffering population - but then, you are what you eat. As a long-time mentor says, "You can't hate Americans - but America is another story."