Not For Me Thanks

Thank you America for all you have given us
Cowboys and injuns and Buffalo Bill

Thanks for the music your slavery created
And for the dead eyed women on your porno screen

Thanks for your alternative to the railway system
Thanks for the wars and the weapons to resist them

Thank you for god-fearing and the pursuit of money
Thanks for the land of milk and honey

Thanks for mcdonalds and pepsi
Thanks for obesity and perfect teeth

Thanks for have a nice day and happy holidays
Thanks for Halloween and Thanksgiving (just what we need)

Thanks for gung-ho you ho
Thanks for hummers

Thanks for nothing


UPDATE: If we find thanksgiving hard to swallow, what about the real victims?